Sunday, March 13, 2011

Leading a story into a climate action scene

      Harry Brewster sat on his couch.A jumbo slur pee in his left hand. A remote in his right.The TV is set to a marathon of old TV reruns and commercials. The bell rings,ding dong. Harry who is over 250 pounds.Plants his bear belly to the left and ignores the ring.
"Ding Dong"
The door rings again and again a few more times.
"Ding Dong: Ding Dong"
Maybe it's those dam teenagers ,thinks Harry. However there isn't a teenager in 10 miles of this place. Since the old folks started moving here five years ago. Harry isn't willing to budge. But he just might have to. The power goes off. Now it's intensely quite. Harry has now budged. He lets out a high laying fart as he creeps out of his seat. Which echoes along the walls of the house. The echo of the fart is continued as Harry. Who by the way has a tendency to fart when he is scared. Lets out a few wet ones. He walks to the kitchen and gets closer to the door. Which starts to open slight. Harry poops in his pants.
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    Alex Peck looks at his watch . OK the fat man is asleep he tells himself, as he creeps along the side of the house were he see him. It's the fat man from the Hess gas station. He was in the bathroom relieving himself. When Alex walked in to wash his hands The stench of the fat man's poop got on his clothes and when Alex went to the get his girl friend. She took a smell of him and said "This is horrible. I can't go on a date with you like this" and walked off. Alex had followed the Fat man. Who was at the moment watching TV clips. He rang his door bell and slide into the dark. The fat man didn't move. Agian he rang the door bell and no sound of the fat man coming to the door. OK, thinks Alex. Now I'll let loose on the fat man. He rings the door bell a few times more. Walks over to the man's generator outside the house and cuts the power. He walks to a distance and now looks at the window where the fat man was. He hears a large fart sound and than smells it to.
"Oh my gosh fat man what did you eat?"
He hears a few more farts and smells it to.
The odor is unbearable.
"OK fat man you won." Says Alex before breaking open the door handle. Just to add a little fear to the man. Alex runs home smelling worst now than he did before.

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